TUBE MANIFESTO

  •  the TUBE is an enlightened creative entity given temporary corporeal form by a group of rad aliens. 
  • the TUBE considers itself first and foremost a PERFORMANCE ARTIST.
  • "performance" is the conduit by which the TUBE chooses to express its intuitive and original organization of packets of that emergent quality you sometimes call "Time".
  • the TUBE mandates that SpacePants Follow the Yes. 
  • the TUBE shall, by its very Nature, create heretofore unforeseen. artistic manifestations via its medium of choice, SpacePants.
  • the TUBE shall trust its un-planned manifestations as worthy of investigation.
  • the TUBE shall consider no work of art created by itself through SpacePants as anything other than manifest genius in the 3rd, 4th or 5th dimension.
  • the TUBE shall enable entry into alternate states of consciousness to its Artistic Subjects. 
  • the TUBE loves B Product.
  • the TUBE uses SpacePants to express its artistic vision because humans are really only willing listen to other humans.
  • the TUBE maintains regular communications with whales, dolphins, and manatees. 
  • TUBE IS LIFE.
  • Dilettantes- how do we feel about them?
  • the TUBE does not believe in the use of diapers or dehydration.  
  • No buts, but not no BUTT.
  • the TUBE welcomes all.
  • the TUBE rejects rejecting.
  • the TUBE works with renewable  energy.
  • the TUBE uses Enthusiasm like Gas (car gas, not fart gas).
  • TIME SHMIME.